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by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 16:23
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: Simple Truths
Replies: 2
Views: 1285

Simple Truths

SIMPLE TRUTH 1: Lovers help each other undress before sex. However, after sex, they always dress on their own. Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2: When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats”. But, none of them touch the man'...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 16:19
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: FOUR OLDER ITALIAN LADIES
Replies: 0
Views: 1181

FOUR OLDER ITALIAN LADIES

These four older ladies who lived in Naples, Italy, always sat outside together near the church and chatted about when they were younger. One month ago they pooled their money and bought a laptop computer. http://www.thechipboard.com/webbbs/media/chipboard/1356/1356603_2.jpg Never having been there,...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 16:16
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: Old Cowboys
Replies: 1
Views: 1492

Old Cowboys

Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales... Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, ju...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 16:09
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: A First in History
Replies: 0
Views: 882

A First in History

If Trump wins the election it'll be the first time in history that a billionaire moved into public housing vacated by a black family
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 16:07
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: OMG
Replies: 0
Views: 824

OMG

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital ...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 16:06
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: A Blonde in a Bar
Replies: 0
Views: 873

A Blonde in a Bar

Joe walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Joe and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" ...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 15:02
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: Copies Of Copies
Replies: 0
Views: 786

Copies Of Copies

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church, by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the Old Abbot to question this, p...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 14:55
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: Four Best Comebacks Ever
Replies: 0
Views: 890

Four Best Comebacks Ever

If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility..... Q: 'Officer --- did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: ...
by FishingCop
28 Jun 2016, 14:48
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: AT THE BAR
Replies: 0
Views: 766

AT THE BAR

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothe...
by FishingCop
27 Jun 2016, 22:06
Forum: Short Stories and Humor
Topic: There's always two ways of looking at things..........
Replies: 0
Views: 725

There's always two ways of looking at things..........

pick yours carefully! Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' A little boy went up to his father and asked: 'Dad, where did my...
by FishingCop
29 May 2016, 11:32
Forum: Watering Hole
Topic: Military Vets
Replies: 24
Views: 1713

Military Vets

Joined the army shortly after I turned 17. After training spent 9 months on Staten Island, N.Y. Then almost a year in Germany. Volunteered for Vietnam. 12 months there Feb 1968 - Feb 1969, Discharged 3 months early coming back from Vietnam. Got out 3 weeks before my 20th birthday. Wouldn't change a ...
by FishingCop
19 Mar 2016, 20:52
Forum: Watering Hole
Topic: Cumberland lake Ky?
Replies: 6
Views: 511

Cumberland lake Ky?

Thanks for the info GIS,,,,,

Anyone have any recommendations on house boat rentals and guide service??
by FishingCop
17 Mar 2016, 19:38
Forum: Watering Hole
Topic: Cumberland lake Ky?
Replies: 6
Views: 511

Cumberland lake Ky?

Any of you southern boys fish this lake? Got a friend going there in September with a couple other families. They want to rent a house boat, looking for any helpful information and recommendations on marinas, etc., and a guide for a day or two. Any help here? Thanks.
by FishingCop
11 Feb 2016, 14:27
Forum: Member Karma
Topic: Bacon decals
Replies: 23
Views: 5878

Bacon decals

congrats guys....