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Off The Water
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10 "Old is When" Quotes
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<blockquote data-quote="1960 yellowboat" data-source="post: 470509" data-attributes="member: 24593"><p>The rules of "Old" age</p><p></p><p>Never pass a restroom</p><p>Never waste an erection</p><p>Never trust a fart</p><p>Never run when you can walk</p><p>Never walk when you can ride</p><p>Never step over anything you can go around</p><p>If it looks heavy, get your wife to pick it up</p><p>Stay out of shopping stores on Wednesdays [SS checks come out and the "Walking Dead" are out in force]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="1960 yellowboat, post: 470509, member: 24593"] The rules of "Old" age Never pass a restroom Never waste an erection Never trust a fart Never run when you can walk Never walk when you can ride Never step over anything you can go around If it looks heavy, get your wife to pick it up Stay out of shopping stores on Wednesdays [SS checks come out and the "Walking Dead" are out in force] [/QUOTE]
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