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Short Stories and Humor
A Blonde in a Bar
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<blockquote data-quote="FishingCop" data-source="post: 416631" data-attributes="member: 133"><p>Joe walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. </p><p>He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. </p><p></p><p>The 10 PM news was coming on. </p><p>The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. </p><p></p><p>The blonde looked at Joe and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" </p><p>Joe said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." </p><p></p><p>The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." </p><p></p><p>Joe placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, " You're on!" </p><p></p><p>Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. </p><p></p><p>The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Joe. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." </p><p>Joe replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." </p><p></p><p>The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." </p><p></p><p>Joe took the money.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="FishingCop, post: 416631, member: 133"] Joe walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Joe and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Joe said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Joe placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, " You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Joe. "Fair's fair. Here's your money." Joe replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Joe took the money. [/QUOTE]
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