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<blockquote data-quote="DocWatson" data-source="post: 364850" data-attributes="member: 112"><p>IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.</p><p></p><p>IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".</p><p></p><p>Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".</p><p></p><p>IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".</p><p></p><p>Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="DocWatson, post: 364850, member: 112"] IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweiser's every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". IRS AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That would be me. What would you like to know"? [/QUOTE]
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