the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers

[FishingCop]

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to
spend time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he
would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
some quality time - pancakes, ice cream, candy. -- just him and his
granddaughter.
...
One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't
feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked
forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife
came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for
the drive and breakfast.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked. "Not really, Pa Pa , it was really boring. We
didn't see a single *******, queer, lesbian, piece of crap, horse's
***, liberal pinko democrat lover, blind *******, dipshit, Muslim
camel humper or son of a ***** anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

 

[KMixson]

Good one.

 

[Charger25]

awesome :LOL2: