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<blockquote data-quote="Popeye" data-source="post: 90851" data-attributes="member: 148"><p>How to Install a Redneck Home Security System</p><p></p><p>1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.</p><p>2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.</p><p>3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.</p><p>4. Leave a note on your door that reads:</p><p></p><p>Bubba,</p><p></p><p>Me, Big Momma and Slim went to Walmart for more ammo and some beer. Be back in an hour or so. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman yesterday and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside, specially since they just sneak up on ya and don't give no warning barks</p><p></p><p>Cooter</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Popeye, post: 90851, member: 148"] How to Install a Redneck Home Security System 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine. 4. Leave a note on your door that reads: Bubba, Me, Big Momma and Slim went to Walmart for more ammo and some beer. Be back in an hour or so. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They attacked the mailman yesterday and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside, specially since they just sneak up on ya and don't give no warning barks Cooter [/QUOTE]
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