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FishingBuds

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"Never squat while wearing your spurs"







Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the
greatest political sages this country has ever known.



Enjoy the following:



1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.



2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.



3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works.



4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.



5. Always drink upstream from the herd.



6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.



7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket.



8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
and find out for themselves.



9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.



10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.



11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.



12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.



ABOUT GROWING OLDER...



First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.



Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.



Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.



Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.



And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old
 
More of kinda the same:
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with his experience

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit, the target.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify" , I put DOCTOR.

AND

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas.

peace to all
ron
 
When I was young my great uncle would always take me fishing with him. When asked how he was feeling, he would always answer:
"I feel rougher than last years corn cob." It was only years later that I understood the meaning of that. (Hint: Think back to a time where many people grew gardens and not everyone had TP)
 

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