Wallijig
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Drunk guy staggered up to bar asks bartender where restroom is. Bartender points to the back. After awhile he hears this scream from the back. Thinking it's just drunk guy getting little wild went back to work. Not long again later hears this ear curdling scream again come from the rest room. He figures I best go check this guy out, he's so drunk he might have fell down. He goes back and sees this drunk guy in the restroom. Bartender says "Everyone can hear you screaming in the whole bar. Sir is everything all right?" Drunk answers, "You have something wrong with this toilet! Every time I flush, something squeezes the heck out of my man hood!" Bartender replies "Sir..... do you know your sitting on the mop bucket?" 
