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O.K. maybe three


A man and a woman are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold, Monday morning. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?" The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrr, Kiiiiing."


I was at the mall the other day eating in the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenage boy sitting next to him on the bench. The boy had spiked hair, in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, etc. The old man could not take his eyes off the teenager. When the boy had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's your problem, old man? Ya' never done nothing wild in your life?" The old man didn't bat an eye when he said, "Got real drunk once in Mexico and woke up the next morning in bed with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my kid". The boy left without looking back
 
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Good ones! :lol:
 
OMG. HAHA. thats dirty. =D> =D> =D> :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
Once my dad was at a wreck....the car fliped. and the girl was sitting upside down with her seat belt still on... my dad was like "Hang in there"...lol... then he was like...."it looks like ur boobs are suffocating u....u want me to hold ur boobs for ya? LOL :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
 

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