The late Leo Durocher really cracks me up with those - - -
I never questioned the integrity of an umpire. Their eyesight, yes.
Show me a good loser and I'll show you an idiot.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
good subject !!
and I remember seeing one on your list of a different version.
You're never too old to learn how to do something stupid - TWICE