Don't know if you sent for them or drove them back. If the latter, you could have slipped one or two into the tank and made some kind of jet fuel. Probably cut driving time in half.
I got to hand it to you hot chili eating guys and gals - just being in the same room with them makes me start to sweat. I grew up on pretty bland food and never developed a taste or tolerance for hot foods. As far as regional foods go, I grew up in an area where lutefisk was considered good eating! I do not. You can't even be in the same city when someone is coking up a big batch of lye-soaked fish.