10 "Old is When" Quotes

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10 "Old is When" Quotes

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Saw this in another forum:

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. Your sweetie says “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Honey, I can’t do both!”

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face

“OLD” IS WHEN …..You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of the police.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. “Getting a little action” means I don’t need to take any fiber today.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. “Getting lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. An “all nighter” means not getting up to go to the bathroom.

“OLD” IS WHEN ….. Uh, I forget.
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The rules of "Old" age

Never pass a restroom
Never waste an erection
Never trust a fart
Never run when you can walk
Never walk when you can ride
Never step over anything you can go around
If it looks heavy, get your wife to pick it up
Stay out of shopping stores on Wednesdays [SS checks come out and the "Walking Dead" are out in force]

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1960 yellowboat wrote:
21 Dec 2019, 12:39
The rules of "Old" age
Stay out of shopping stores on Wednesdays [SS checks come out and the "Walking Dead" are out in force]
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HEY!? I certainly hope I don't resemble any "walking dead"! :lol: :roll:

Roger

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