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clamman
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My wife, being the romantic sort, just sent me a text....:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite.

If you are drinking, send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you..."



I replied... "I'm taking a [Censored]. What should I do?"


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RAMROD
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LOL I like this one!
If the bait stays dry the fish don't fry!

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Gramps50
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LOL

Can't wait to hear her reply
--- Gramps
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Loggerhead Mike
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Nice!

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:LOL2:

Spray! Like me wife yells at me.
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canadian omc
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LMFAO that's hilarious

Bass n flats
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Turn on the fan or light a candle!

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Freakin' hilarious!

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