Polish Pickle Worker

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Yossel Zelkovitz worked in a Polish pickle factory.
For many years, he had a powerful, almost uncontrollable desire
to put his penis in the pickle slicer.

Unable to stand it any longer, he finally sought professional
help from the factory psychologist. After six months of intense
therapy, however, the frustrated therapist gave up. He then advised Yossel
to go ahead and do it, otherwise he would probably never have any peace
of mind.

The next day Yossel came home from work very early. His
wife, Sacha, became alarmed and wanted to know what had
happened.

For the first time, Yossel tearfully confessed to her his
tormenting desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. He went on to
explain that today he finally went ahead and did it, and he was immediately
fired.

Sacha gasped and ran over to her husband. She quickly yanked
down his pants and shorts only to find a normal, completely-intact
penis. She looked up and said, "I don't understand. What
about the pickle slicer?"

Yossel replied, "I think she got fired too.
 

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