FishingCop
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>
> An
> Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe
> with a full-grown emu
> behind him.
>
> The waitress asks them for their
> orders.
>
> The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and
> a coke,' and turns to the emu,
> 'What's yours?'
>
> 'Sounds
> great, I'll have the same,' says the emu.
>
>
> A short
> time later the waitress returns with the
> order 'That will
> be $9.40 please,' and he reaches
> into his pocket and pulls
> out the exact change and pays.
>
> The next day, the
> man and the emu come again and he says,
> 'A hamburger,
> chips and a coke.'
> The emu says, 'Sounds great, I'll
> have the same.'
>
> Again the truckie reaches into his
> pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until
> the two enter again. 'The
> usual?' asks the waitress.
>
> 'No, it's Friday night, so
> I'll have a steak, baked potato
> and a salad,' says the
> man.
>
> '
> Same for me,' says the emu.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the
> order and says, 'That will be
> $32.62.'
>
> Once again
> the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
> and places it on the
> table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity
> any longer. 'Excuse
> me mate, how do you manage to always pull the
> exact change from your
> pocket every time?'
>
> 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a
> few years ago, I was cleaning out the back
> shed, and found an
> old lamp.When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared
> and offered me two
> wishes.
>
> My first wish was that if I ever had to
> pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my
> pocket and the right
> amount of money would always be
> there.'
>
> 'That's
> brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most
> people would ask for a million dollars or
> something, but you'll always
> be as rich as you want, for as long as you
> live!'
>
>
> 'That's right. Whether
> it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exact money is always
> there' says the man.
> Still curious the waitress asks,
> 'What's with the bloody emu?'
>
>
> The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers,
> 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big
> arse and long legs, who
> agrees with everything I say.
> An
> Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe
> with a full-grown emu
> behind him.
>
> The waitress asks them for their
> orders.
>
> The truckie says, 'A hamburger, chips and
> a coke,' and turns to the emu,
> 'What's yours?'
>
> 'Sounds
> great, I'll have the same,' says the emu.
>
>
> A short
> time later the waitress returns with the
> order 'That will
> be $9.40 please,' and he reaches
> into his pocket and pulls
> out the exact change and pays.
>
> The next day, the
> man and the emu come again and he says,
> 'A hamburger,
> chips and a coke.'
> The emu says, 'Sounds great, I'll
> have the same.'
>
> Again the truckie reaches into his
> pocket and pays with exact change.
>
> This becomes routine until
> the two enter again. 'The
> usual?' asks the waitress.
>
> 'No, it's Friday night, so
> I'll have a steak, baked potato
> and a salad,' says the
> man.
>
> '
> Same for me,' says the emu.
>
> Shortly the waitress brings the
> order and says, 'That will be
> $32.62.'
>
> Once again
> the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket
> and places it on the
> table.
>
> The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity
> any longer. 'Excuse
> me mate, how do you manage to always pull the
> exact change from your
> pocket every time?'
>
> 'Well, love' says the truckie, 'a
> few years ago, I was cleaning out the back
> shed, and found an
> old lamp.When I cleaned it, a Genie appeared
> and offered me two
> wishes.
>
> My first wish was that if I ever had to
> pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my
> pocket and the right
> amount of money would always be
> there.'
>
> 'That's
> brilliant!' says the waitress. 'Most
> people would ask for a million dollars or
> something, but you'll always
> be as rich as you want, for as long as you
> live!'
>
>
> 'That's right. Whether
> it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the
> exact money is always
> there' says the man.
> Still curious the waitress asks,
> 'What's with the bloody emu?'
>
>
> The truckie pauses, sighs, and answers,
> 'My second wish was for a tall bird with a big
> arse and long legs, who
> agrees with everything I say.
