How I Lost My Teeth

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FishingCop

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I was in the Texas Rose last night, at the bar waiting for a beer, when a butt-ugly, big
> old girl came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.

> She said, “Hey sexy, how about giving me your number.”

> I looked at her and said, “Do you have a pen?”

She said, “I sure do."

> I said, “Well, you better get back into it, before the farmer notices you’re
> missing.”

> My dental surgery is on Monday
 
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