FishingCop
Well-known member
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would
have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are
deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way
more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer,
and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that
question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the
reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.
My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'.
The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would
have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are
deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than
getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way
more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer,
and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that
question.
Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the
reason for my conclusion: A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say,
"It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say,
"You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."
I rest my case. Time for another beer.
