HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does
not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'


2. He is
not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
'OVERLY
CAUCASIAN.'


3.. He does
not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'


4. He is
not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.'


5. He does
not act like a 'TOTAL ***' - He develops a case
of
RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.'



6. It's not
his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants -
It's
'TROUSER
CLEAVAGE.'