AT THE BAR

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AT THE BAR

Post by FishingCop » 28 Jun 2016, 14:48

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too. Are you federal or state?"
Either cuff em & stuff em - or - catch em and cook em! In my world, "catch & release" is an escape!

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