A Blonde in a Bar

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FishingCop

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Joe walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 PM news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Joe and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Joe said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Joe placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, " You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Joe. "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Joe replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news, So I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Joe took the money.
 

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