80 yo couple

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80 yo couple

Post by HogWild »

A couple in their 80's go to the Dr and tells him they want to have a baby. :roll:

Dr- What are you thinking at your age. :shock:

Couple- We want to have another baby. [-o<

Dr- At your age I doubt its even possible, but take this bottle home and get me a semen specimen and bring it back to me and I'll tell
you. :---)
Next Day

Old Man-Dr We had a HELL of a time. First I tried it with my Right hand, then my Left hand. My wife tried it with Right hand, then her left
hand, then with her teeth in, then teeth out. We still haven't gotten that damn bottle open. ](*,)

So what were YOU thinking????? [-X [-X :LOL2:
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