Oh, I'm pretty thick-skinned, no problem! If we cant give each other a little carp every now & then, it aint no fun!
I've never tested my floatation either. But I was on the water one opening day of duck season when other did.
We had a squall line come through about 5:30, went from flat calm to 25-40 mph winds, 3' waves, heavy rain, lightning in just minutes.
In a sheltered bay about 4 miles away, there was a 1448 boat with 3 guys, a dog, guns, gear & a godevil motor (read: very overloaded) who took a few waves over the bow & the boat settled right to the bottom in 3' of water. Even with all the factory foam, a boat that overloaded is going down. Now, 3' of water is normally not a problem in summer but on Decemeber 1, it was. Luckily one of them grabbed their safety kit & a light. The owner actually had flares, fired on off & tHey had help on seen in minutes. Out of the water before hypothermia set in.
Now I bet these guys never thought they would see seas that rough in a sheltered bay in 3' of water.