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I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself, “Well, this changes everything!”
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Jack Claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk!
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I had a happy childhood.

My Dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were the Goodyears . . . .
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The re-opening of LEGO store was a big event.

People were lined up for blocks!
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The population of Ireland’s capital city is really growing.

In fact it’s Dublin.
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The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle.

Apparently, it was an Ether/Oar situation.
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RUN! He's on a roll! :LOL2:

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I accidentally rubbed some ketchup in my eyes.

I now have Heinzsight
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My brand new sweater was full of static electricity

I took it back and they replaced it, free of charge.
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I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.
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LDUBS wrote: 16 May 2022, 10:11
I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.
OK, LDUBS, you crossed the line when you did this last one in upper case letters; you are now guilty of Capital Punishment.

Penalties are severe. #-o #-o #-o
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Kismet wrote: 16 May 2022, 19:32
LDUBS wrote: 16 May 2022, 10:11
I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.
OK, LDUBS, you crossed the line when you did this last one in upper case letters; you are now guilty of Capital Punishment.

Penalties are severe. #-o #-o #-o

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Did you know ants never get sick?

It's because they have little anty bodies . . . .
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Bought a head of lettuce from a corner grocery called Mommas & Poppas.

Can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.
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