Jocularity

[LDUBS]

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself, “Well, this changes everything!”

[LDUBS]

Jack Claims that he can communicate with vegetables.

Jack and the beans talk!

[LDUBS]

I had a happy childhood.

My Dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills.

Those were the Goodyears . . . .

[LDUBS]

The re-opening of LEGO store was a big event.

People were lined up for blocks!

[LDUBS]

The population of Ireland’s capital city is really growing.

In fact it’s Dublin.

[LDUBS]

The doctor said he could knock the patient out with gas or a boat paddle.

Apparently, it was an Ether/Oar situation.

[GTS225]

RUN! He's on a roll!

Roger

[Jim]

Omg! hahahahahahahaha

[LDUBS]

I accidentally rubbed some ketchup in my eyes.

I now have Heinzsight

[LDUBS]

My brand new sweater was full of static electricity

I took it back and they replaced it, free of charge.

[LDUBS]

I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.

[Kismet]

I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.

OK, LDUBS, you crossed the line when you did this last one in upper case letters; you are now guilty of Capital Punishment.

Penalties are severe.

[LDUBS]

I WAS ADDICTED TO THE HOKEY POKEY.

BUT I TURNED MYSELF AROUND.

OK, LDUBS, you crossed the line when you did this last one in upper case letters; you are now guilty of Capital Punishment.

Penalties are severe.

Hahahah

[LDUBS]

Did you know ants never get sick?

It's because they have little anty bodies . . . .

[LDUBS]

Bought a head of lettuce from a corner grocery called Mommas & Poppas.

Can't eat it because all the leaves are brown.