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And best keep the current situation.
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:lol:

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LDUBS wrote: 13 Jul 2022, 11:53 And best keep the current situation.


That's right. Think Positive.

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I'm trying to stay neutral.
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Don't want to be polarizing.
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The janitor got fired for smoking pot.

I guess they don't like high maintenance people.
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Saw a guy trip and hit his head on a snare drum.

I think he might have a percussion.
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It was a really emotional wedding.

Even the cake was in tiers.
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What do you call a cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese

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In America it's called an elevator. In Europe it's called a lift.

I guess we are just raised differently.
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I want to go to the south of France someday.

I think that would be Nice.
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The fridge was full of stir fry this morning.

Apparently, I was sleep wokking again.
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Why didn't the spicy pepper practice archery?

Because it didn't habanero.
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Asked the train conductor how many derailments he has had.

He didn't know because it was hard to keep track.
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If a child refuses to take a nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?