Recent content by clamman

A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm...

Welcome aboard , Skipper ! Best of luck with you venture. :D

Count me in also! And THANK YOU for your generosity!

Great advice! Thank you . :D

Thanks Guys ! Appreciate the info. I was told that Verizon and Sprint SHARE the same cell towers ( that Sprint actually owns the majority of 4G towers and Verizon actualy owns more location towers....so apparently in 2011 they signed a contract to "share" towers and cells.) Don't know how...

Where on the Delaware do you fish? What size motor are you putting on it?

Getting ready to buy a "smartphone " for my kid........Question: from your experience, Do you recommend Sprint or Verizon ? I would appreciate any and all input.....Thanks in advance for your opinion and advice

Welcome Jake! Hold onto your cash and get into a 14 footer.... I guarantee you will be much happier and more important, MUCH SAFER !

Why did the 2011 tax return just come back? A friend wrote this note that he was confused about how slow the IRS was with his 2011 tax filing...... " I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I...

Beautiful Catch, Jerry !! You look like you were pretty bundled up.....how cold was it?

The wives are wrong... I put fertilizer on the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics. Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more...

We will keep him and your family in our thoughts and prayers

A gent was sitting in a pub in Dublin drinking a pint when he notices a couple of fat girls sitting across the bar from him. Being shy and somewhat of a lightweight himself, he downed a few more pints before gathering the courage to strike up a conversation. Having listened in on their...

Hey Jim, No Problem! Things happen.....I , for one, am just grateful and thankful that you can take care of things! Thanks for all you do ! =D>

I'm looking for a Humminbird 2 pin power cable. The same one used on every Humminbird since 1989 except the 1100 models. It doesn't mater how long it is as long as the 2 pin connector is good and it has at least a few inches of wire still attached. I've got an Old Humminbird 400 ID with the...