mtnman
Well-known member
A Visit to the Doctor...
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They always ask at the doctor's office why you
are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of
us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you
please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room
full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man
walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
...
They always ask at the doctor's office why you
are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and
sometimes it is embarrassing.
There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell
her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of
us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The receptionist said, 'Hello, sir. Can you
please tell me why you're here to see the doctor today?'
'There's something wrong with my dick,' he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come
into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.'
'Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.
The receptionist replied, 'Now you've caused some embarrassment
in this room full of people. You should have said there is something
wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
doctor in private.'
The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a room
full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.' The man
walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes?'
'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had
taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, sir?'
'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.
The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
