ripdmup
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Little fire fighter
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not
> breathing.
>
> A firefighter was working on the engine outside
> the Station when he noticed a little girl nearby
> in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a
> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being
> pulled by her dog and her cat. The
> firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
> firefighter said with admiration.
> "Thanks," the girl replied.
> The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied
> the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
> cat's Testicles.
> "Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to
> tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
> that rope around the cat's Collar, I think you
> could go faster.
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably
> right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
If you don't laugh at this one, you're not
> breathing.
>
> A firefighter was working on the engine outside
> the Station when he noticed a little girl nearby
> in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a
> garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being
> pulled by her dog and her cat. The
> firefighter walked over to take a closer look.
> "That sure is a nice fire truck," the
> firefighter said with admiration.
> "Thanks," the girl replied.
> The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied
> the wagon to her dog's collar and to the
> cat's Testicles.
> "Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to
> tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie
> that rope around the cat's Collar, I think you
> could go faster.
> The little girl replied thoughtfully, "You're probably
> right, but then I wouldn't have a siren."
