Dear Abby (funny and NOT meant to be political) Just a joke.

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FishingCop

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Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills and at the end of the month.

If I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids
worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope
is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's on his knees 5 times a day with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be In the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,

Lost


Dear Lost,

Suck it up and stop whining, Michelle. You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have
others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the
idiot for 2 more years.

Signed,

Abby
 
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