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FishingCop
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Simple Truths

Post by FishingCop » 28 Jun 2016, 16:23

SIMPLE TRUTH 1:
Lovers help each other undress before sex.
However, after sex, they always dress on their own.
Simple Truth: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.

SIMPLE TRUTH 2:
When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say, "Congrats”.
But, none of them touch the man's penis and say, "Good job”.
Simple Truth: Some members of a team are never appreciated.

FIVE OTHER SIMPLE TRUTHS:
1. Money cannot buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a
Porsche than on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name.

3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you
when they're in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk.

BONUS TRUTH:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex.
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
Either cuff em & stuff em - or - catch em and cook em! In my world, "catch & release" is an escape!

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GTS225
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Simple Truths

Post by GTS225 » 28 Jun 2016, 18:59

FC....You're on a roll tonight!

Roger

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Post by lovedr79 » 30 Jun 2016, 12:39

omg! TOO FUNNY!
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