Actually, I have been wrong a whole hellava lot more than twice, but that is my story and I am sticking to it.schukster said:
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The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense.
It was tense.
Lance is a pretty uncommon name these days.
But in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
But in medieval times, people were named Lance a lot.
To distinguish between an alligator and a crocodile,
pay attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.
pay attention to whether it sees you later or in a while.
Saw a guy collapse on the luggage carousel at the airport.
He seems to be slowly coming around.
He seems to be slowly coming around.
The guys who invented the merry-go-round and the Ferris wheel never met each other.
They traveled in different circles.
They traveled in different circles.
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What did the Duck say when he purchased chap stick?
Put it on my bill…
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Put it on my bill…
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Why does the seagull fly over the ocean instead of the bay?
Because they would be called Baygulls
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Because they would be called Baygulls
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Why do they say amen at the end of songs?
Because they are Hymns not Hers
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Because they are Hymns not Hers
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It's national Diarrhea Awareness Week.
Runs till Friday.
Runs till Friday.
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Hahaha - that's the spirit!
A guy told me he was addicted to buying old Beatles records.
I told him sounds like you need help.
He says he already has that one.
I told him sounds like you need help.
He says he already has that one.
If an electricians kid gets in trouble, do they get grounded?
I was watching the Bermuda Philharmonic Orchestra.
The guy on the triangle disappeared.
The guy on the triangle disappeared.
I asked this really old looking Pirate how old he was.
He said Aye Matey.
He said Aye Matey.
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What do you call a love sandwich
Lettuce alone
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Lettuce alone
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50 Cents got hungry.
So, 58.
(Please don't ban me for this one).
So, 58.
(Please don't ban me for this one).
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they will never meet.
It's a shame they will never meet.
Three moles are traveling through a tunnel.
The first on says, "I smell sugar".
The second one says, "I smell cinnamon".
The third one says, "I smell molasses".
The first on says, "I smell sugar".
The second one says, "I smell cinnamon".
The third one says, "I smell molasses".
