lowe
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Three cowboys were sitting around a camp fire one night. They got into the discussion about the fastest thing in the world.
The first cowboy said he had to be the human mind. "You look at something and you already thinking about it before you can speak of it."
The second cowboy said he thought it was a light bulb. "Them things turn on faster than you can get your hand off the switch."
The third cowboy told them they both had it wrong. "It has to be a $hit pain." The two other cowboys asked how in the world could it be that. The third cowboy said, "well the other night I got one in the bed and before I could even think to turn the light on I $hit all over myself."
The first cowboy said he had to be the human mind. "You look at something and you already thinking about it before you can speak of it."
The second cowboy said he thought it was a light bulb. "Them things turn on faster than you can get your hand off the switch."
The third cowboy told them they both had it wrong. "It has to be a $hit pain." The two other cowboys asked how in the world could it be that. The third cowboy said, "well the other night I got one in the bed and before I could even think to turn the light on I $hit all over myself."
